We stopped at Yellowstone during our Teton trip a few years back and saw the most surprising sign. Here’s what it said:

Please . . .

• Pet the bears
• Drive fast
• Walk to the edge of a geyser and peer in
• Raft the Yellowstone
• Store food in your tent

Thank you for your support!
(The Yellowstone Paramedics Team)

Not bad for a National Park Service sign!

Let’s say you wanted to create such a sign to make a point at your church. What would you write on your sign?